Conquered

950 years ago, the Normandian king William the Conqueror took over England.

the joke is: the whole world is conquered by McDonalds

Not us though. We have that big, fat, creepy, smiling pedo bee dominating our cities.

Ya mean Jollibee? meh

I know, but in my opinion the Normandian rule in Britain is noteworthy, and 950 is no 1000 years. Math will be fckng easy then.

@philippinesball: We can get fries and snacks out of a wall, we call it 'frituurmuur' (frywall).

Also in the same Streets you can get big fat 'Murican rubbish...

How's that? In my country we get fried intestines, cooked blood, chicken feet and god knows how many others more in carts called turo-turo (literally: point-point). It's our version of 'Murican rubbish and I think nobody likes it except us