"Subjects, Comrades, Friends. A few days ago, the Global Peace that we've all strived to maintain for years is at stake. The State of Aklamia and the United Tribes and Kingdoms of Dugania have recently shown tension against each other. War is brewing in the world. Other countries flock to either side to prove their worth and mettle in battle, and for profit. We, on the other hand, shall maintain forevermore our neutrality! Subjects, we live in a time of war, a time of strife, a time of change! The forces of the world shall clash against each other. The world will fall to utter chaos. But we, the Zathukoslavians, we shall take NO part in this insufferable slaughter. We shall take no part in brutal nonsense. We shall take no part in the fire that will and shall consume the world, for we are BETTER THAN THAT! Subjects, we have survived wars, calamities, disasters of the highest caliber! The fire that will and shall consume the world is nearly upon us, and WE SHALL PREVAIL AGAINST IT! We shall take no part in its brutal nonsense because WE ARE ZATHUKOSLAVIANS! It is in our nature to turn the other cheek, to do no harm or any sort of petty provocation on an innocent soul, and to protect when necessary! Countrymen, my fellow countrymen, we shall stand strong, we shall stand fierce, and we shall stand united! United against what? The world! My dear subjects, support us, support yourself, and support our sovereignty and neutrality! ALL HAIL THE ZATHUKOSLAVIAN EMPIRE!